Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
The curse
If you kill an otter
God will be in somber
Dont think they are useless
God will shoot you in the chest
I hope you try your best
Before you take your rest
'Cause the otter gonna come
Watch it prowl, now that's some
Your Griffen will drown
While your rex will fall down
When the otter is in range
Watch it come, hear the bang
All your spinos fall dead
As you lie in your death bed
Now this is the end
You dont have, time to bend.
The curse-Made by Beanzles!-
More Otter Funny Tips
You can put hats on 'em. Hope this helps
If you kill this, you deserve to be the tribe mate that gets the bola near the Giga...
Me: tames a otter
12 seconds later
YoUrE otTER lEveL 34 WaS killed bY a CaRNO LvL 23
Me: bruh
*pulls out shotgun*
Otters are cute. Baby otters... show them to the ARK haters. They will instantly be cured.
They're otterly adorable. Ok I'll leave now.......
He protecc
He attac
But most important of all
HE FITS IN A BACC PACC
Little Otter is so sweet
He is like a lil treat,
So you imagine my anger and surprise
When a carno ate Lil Otter's insides.
If you don't like otters the world will end!
1 like = 100 otters 1 dislike = bye-bye earth
Beware of death by cuteness when babies are born.
Why does it have a hat in the picture? Do they just were hats in the wild?
Me: walking
Otter: crawls out of the water wearing a top hat
Me: hey little guy. Howβs it going?
Otter (speaking with a British accent.) Hello good fellow. Jolly good day isnβt it.
Me: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat?