MEGA RAIBIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

U never no......😭😭😭😭animals...dead..

*battle theme starts*

A wild Onyc appeared!

*Onyc cry*

What will Dodosaur do?

Dodosaur used Vine Whip!

It’s super effective!

You threw a Pokéball!

*pokéball shakes 4 times*

You caught Onyc!

What will you do with Onyc?

Select a Pokémon to swap with Onyc.

Onyc has been added to the party!

I did not realize this was a passive game till now. It’s been 2 months of me trying to knock it out with Tranquilizing darts💀💀💀

i was one step away from finishing the skylord cave when this lil turd came out of nowhere and knocked me into the pit

Not as cute as you thought when it's up close, and now your thatch mansion is gone

Player: Humps over a pit of lava

Onyc: Thinks it’s an security guard

Player: falls in lava

If you look at the face of one really close, it has the face of a gorilla. This is the last thing you see, however, as you get mega rabies and DIE!!!

To the person who asked why do you need this, I ask why not?

I don’t say blah blah blaaaaah!!!

Onyc and Araneo : finally north west cave

Also Onyc and Araneo : it's too cold

First time I seen them I immediately thought of that meme that goes : RUN nah nah nah nah

Wait you can tame these things?

Me: mum can we get a parrot

Mum: ok I’m going to the pet shop and I’ll get your parrot

The parrot my mum brings home:

Once my friend and I spawned one in to force tame so I could ride it. Let’s say it looked a little strange since you start bouncing when you click a button or something. Also the size difference is amazing. Recommend.

I wonder if I could get covid in ark🦇

🥣🦖🌋🕛🕧🕐🕜🕑🕝🕒🕞🕓🕟🕔🕠🕕🕡🕖🕢🕗🕣🕘🕤🕙🕥🕚🕦🌡☄💥💬

Arkealogest: one day long long ago the world was hit by a big meteor

Dinosaurs: no one day a trex decided to eat a onyc a giant bat and it killed us all

Search bat and this is what u get

You have contracted the highly contagious mega rabies.

Roses are red violets is blue I was born pretty what happened to you

( the bats )

—Jaédynn—

There all saying it’s a Walmart version but there og, first bat in the game

They don’t give corona on ark mobile