*battle theme starts*
A wild Onyc appeared!
*Onyc cry*
What will Dodosaur do?
Dodosaur used Vine Whip!
It’s super effective!
You threw a Pokéball!
*pokéball shakes 4 times*
You caught Onyc!
What will you do with Onyc?
Select a Pokémon to swap with Onyc.
Onyc has been added to the party!
Tame seventeen of them. The first sixteen should be named 'Na'. The last one, ideally the highest level, should be named 'Batman'.
Why can’t we ride the bat? Catwoman can ride the bat
What’s his favourite sport? Baseball obviously, Because of all the bats... Sorry. So Sorry.
Onyc:sup
Me:hi
Onyc:*attacks and breaks armor*
Me:hand me the flamethrower
*Big group of onycs flys in
Me:sup
To the person who asked why do you need this, I ask why not?
VLAD THE IMPALER RETURNS
Be prepared for mega rabies guys, I wasn't:( check out this app for cure all!
Me walking into my first cave: "YoOOooOo, this is awesome."
Onyc: imma 'bout to end this fools whole career,
T H R E E, S E C O N D S, L A T E R,
Onyc: C'MON BOIS TONIGHT WE FEAST!!!!!!!
True story :)
Me: starts starving in the clever cave
That one bit of cooked bat meat: SUP
a few moments later these words appeared on everyone's screen in the server.
CORONA VIRUS IS ONLINE
covid alert!!!! make sure you vaxed before you tame
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
