Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye

He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He want ur brain as snac

Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.

Stich!?!?!

How did you get in ark?!?!?

This thing looks like a corrupted dodo.

So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK

What is a noglins favorite drink?

Spinal fluid.

Genesis answer for a Bulbdog High on mushrooms

One day in the development of gen 2

Dev 1: we should make a new hostile creature

Dev 2: how about a giant fire breathing dodo?

Dev 1: taken

Dev 2: a giant robotic gazelle?

Dev 1: already in development

Dev 2: STITCH ON STEROIDS

Dev 1: YES I LIKE IT

Me:

*is killed by noglin

HLN-A: Lets you and I agree, That. Never. Happened.

NAHHHH WHT IS THIS WTF ARK?!?!?!😔

My brother has one chibi and named it BUTT!🤣

Me: oh hi there!

Noglin: hiya pal!

Noglin: OH NO I THINK YOU MIGHT HAVE A BRAIN TUMOR

Me: OH NO!

Noglin: let me check it for you. *proceeds to eat my head*

Noglin? More like POGlin. Ok this was a bad joke i suck at making joke

I finally tamed one and I was getting killed by a spino, so I used my new friend…..

I pity who ever made you.

— plastic bag

Noglin: hippitty_hoppity_your face face is now my property.

Me: was that the bite of 87?!?!?

It’s jaw splits like shin Godzilla

A helpful tip should include a few more words...

Ark 2016: let’s make this the most realistic dinosaur game

Ark 2022: let’s add a brain sucking creature into ark!