Dun-Dun! Noglin hehe, we’re gonna have some fun… me: WTH? Noglin: *finds a female noglin* me:*runs for life* noglin: u have tamed us both! Oh, u left. Me:* sneaks behind Noglins and knocks them out with a pan* Female noglin Wha…. Me: *points pistol to her head* Male noglin: *eats my tribesmen* me: *hardens grip on pistol* noglin: * roars* me: *hurts them both* *The other noglins I noticed popped up* Meow. Screen: You have tamed 50 noglins! Me: weak, huh? Male noglin: gains control of my f’ing army. Me: *gets my avatar armor on. Noglin: jumps out of screen. My girlfriend: WTF?! Me: Ark Sucks!