Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye

Why is it kinda cute?

Words

Words

Words

He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He want ur brain as snac

Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.

Stich!?!?!

How did you get in ark?!?!?

So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK

What is a noglins favorite drink?

Spinal fluid.

Dev 1: Alright, we need something crazy.

Dev 2: Ok, let’s make it able to mind control.

Dev 1: Cool, cool, but if it is able to do that, we should make it hard to get.

Dev 2: Well I guess we can reuse the Troodon taming if we want it to be tough.

Dev 1: And let’s make it small, so it’s harder for its victims to see it.

Dev 2: Perfect.

Dev 1: And just make it a little creepy, so it strikes fear.

Dev 2: Amazing. Let’s get to work.

Players: Why developers, why.