Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

Noglin, awe man. So way back in Abberation, fighting namelss from side to side, side side to side, that's when you here a sound, then you start to turn around, round round round round, heads up, turn around turn your back and look up, the drool dripping through the mouth CUZ BABY TONIIIIGHT, THE NOGLIN GONNA STEAL OUR BRAIN AGAIN(BRAIN AGAIN) CUZ BABY TONIIIIIIGHT, THE NGLIN GONNA STEAL OUR BRAINS AGAIN and you run run run but it no use bc the noglin keeps running for you CUZ BABY TONIGHT, THE NOGLIN GONNA STEAL OUR BRAINS AGAIN, So way back in the cave, mining crystals from your side to side, side side to side, that's when you here a sound, all your friends are nowhere to be found found found, found found found found, heads up, turn around look around then look up, hear its little drool drip, that when you know, you will start dancing like 24/7,7,7 CUZ BABY TONIIIGHT, THE NOGLIN GONNA MAKE US SHAKE OUR BUTTS (SHAKE OUR BUTTS) CUZ BABY TONIGHT, THE NOGLIN GONNA COME, AGAIN AGAIN so run run run like its u last last life and all if ur bones r broken CUZ BABY TONIIIghht noglin gonna come, WOAH WOAHH
Noglin awe man
Parody made by Beanzles!
More Noglin Funny Tips
NAHHHH WHT IS THIS WTF ARK?!?!?!π
My brother has one chibi and named it BUTT!π€£
Who would win?:
A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine
Vs
One noglin Boi
I pity who ever made you.
β plastic bag
I finally tamed one and I was getting killed by a spino, so I used my new friendβ¦..
Heβs gonna give you up
heβs gonna let you down heβs gonna turn around and desert you
heβs gonna make you cry
Say goodbye
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
He want ur brain as snac
Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.
Stich!?!?!
How did you get in ark?!?!?
πΆAll he wants to do is eat your brains,heβs not a monster wellβpractically he isπΆ