Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies
News reporter: Tonight we have a 100% of-
*Noglin mind controls the reporter without anyone seeing*
Mind Controlled reporter: 100% of raining butts
Mind Controlled reporter: IM A GIANT PIGGY WHEEEEEEEEEEE
*Noglin un-mind controls reporter*
*Reporter goes home thinking heβs done*
1 Day laterβ¦β¦β¦.
*Reporter gets email saying he was fired*
*He realizes it was a noglin and figures out what it can do*π
Reporter: *Tames Noglin*
Reporter and noglin: DESTROY WORLD!!!!!!!!!!!!
More Noglin Funny Tips
The tome when you finally tamed that level 600 giga that one guy comes and says um sir get off of my new tamed dino 100% i totally tamed
Some reason these look like itβs a monster mixed together with a frog
Who would win?:
A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine
Vs
One noglin Boi
Awwww hes so cute!
(This thing ugly af)
Heβs gonna give you up
heβs gonna let you down heβs gonna turn around and desert you
heβs gonna make you cry
Say goodbye
I am cuteβ¦
I am bad..
And I will suck the heck out of you!!
Now you canβt stop me and you never will
Like I saidβ¦
I am cuteβ¦
Butt I am bad!!!!!
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
He want ur brain as snac
Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.
So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK
Stich!?!?!
How did you get in ark?!?!?