Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Tips & Strategies

One day I was outside minding my own business picking barys and then he amerged a cute little thing I stuck my hand out to give him a stroke and...
Stop right there I think it was more like this instead
I was sitting in the grass minding my own business when out of nowhere a little Dino appeared it spread its gaws out and before I could run away my mind went blank. THE END
More Noglin Funny Tips
I like your dog.
β plastic bag
Noglin. Goblin. Same thing.
β plastic bag
Who would win?:
A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine
Vs
One noglin Boi
Heβs gonna give you up
heβs gonna let you down heβs gonna turn around and desert you
heβs gonna make you cry
Say goodbye
He protec
He attac
But most importantly...
He want ur brain as snac
Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.
Stich!?!?!
How did you get in ark?!?!?
Paint it blue and call it Stitch.
So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK
What is a noglins favorite drink?
Spinal fluid.