One day I was outside minding my own business picking barys and then he amerged a cute little thing I stuck my hand out to give him a stroke and...
Stop right there I think it was more like this instead
I was sitting in the grass minding my own business when out of nowhere a little Dino appeared it spread its gaws out and before I could run away my mind went blank. THE END
Anyone else think this looks like baby yoda?
Kid, you got to stop taking over people’s minds
*Confused Baby Yoda in ark noises*
This thing is scary. I see one, i run. Friend: Bola'd. Me: Running Faster than I need to be. This nightmare: Coming after my noggin. A random Tree: Getting cut down.
Noglin: hippitty_hoppity_your face face is now my property.
Me: was that the bite of 87?!?!?
Noglin? More like POGlin. Ok this was a bad joke i suck at making joke
Noglin be after your nogin.
And I thought that the Ferox was terrifying.
I’m not funny 😭😭😭😭
This thing is horrifying. Did you see the Halloween poster? It decapitated someone wearing a TEK SUIT. And it's mouth. It's frickin mouth is worse