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imma gunna eat your brain with a smelly fang to find a way to make my army full just fear me oh yea I’m gunna kill. That’s my song about him I have more but I will save it for next time.

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I like your dog.

— plastic bag

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Noglin. Goblin. Same thing.

— plastic bag

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Who would win?:

A fire breathing dodo rex hybrid killing machine

Vs

One noglin Boi

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He’s gonna give you up

he’s gonna let you down he’s gonna turn around and desert you

he’s gonna make you cry

Say goodbye

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He protec

He attac

But most importantly...

He want ur brain as snac

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Mind control a Giga and leave its corpse in front of the enemy tribes front door. It sends a message.

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Stich!?!?!

How did you get in ark?!?!?

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Paint it blue and call it Stitch.

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So I joined ARK and found out I have like the pet heart thing I my inventory I put it on and see the small thing chasing me so I ran then got tired and found out it was my pet! 1up= 1 prayer to noobs like me also 1up= if you like ARK

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What is a noglins favorite drink?

Spinal fluid.

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