
What are some funny jokes or stories about the moschops? Funny moschops jokes submitted by ARK players.
Bro I swear these things are tankier than Gigas at this point.
I stole a wild moschops egg and he started running away from me ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
Ppl: moss only good for gathering.
Me: *riding moschops*
Sarco: HAHA DIE SUCKA-
Me: No u
Your Tinto - Lvl 24 (Moschops) killed a Sarco - lvl 28!
True story :D
These things are way too powerfull. I once killed a bronto lvl50 with a moschop level 27
I once punched a bunch of raptors and my mochops killed them all in very little time and then my game broke so ๐คทโโ๏ธ
Look everyone itโs a FAT PIECE OF BACON
Their tiny eggs make superior kibble? What the f**k
You know that you want a wolf,But u r low lvl and scared of North.So hakuna matata(No worries) just tame one of these guys and think that they ate too much meat! Now ur dog is fat but its a mosdog after all ๐๐
These dinos are so cute you will always need these guys in early game
I have a moschops named HaroldTheDestroyer and one time it was super bright and i upgraded harold and he danced, cause they dance when upgraded, and i said to my friend that he was summoning mosclop jesus.
Bob this is Trash Wildcard here have this Elder Moschops bob yay what NO PLEASE YOU NOT BAD AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH wildcard...sorry my bad
This thing is an absolute beast if you use it in combat because if you put a lot of stats in melee it can be almost as strong as a giga
FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT FAT CHUNKY CHUNKY CHUBBY CHUBBY
I canโt tell you how cute the level up animation is
Don't tame it kill more hide hide then uses for it
when ever i swim with one of these i start flying
Every single moschops that I found just asked red berries untill it was tamed, ark mobile is broken