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Jokes and funny moments about the Moschops from ARK players.

this is whats wrong with your generation, all thicc, depressed and racked with cowardice.

-BorkBro75@

Hide yer eggs hide yer bariyes because the mostochops is about

I ordered my moschops to kill a dilo and then after the dilo took one bite at my moschops it ran away.

Moschops: has 100000000 melee damage

Rex:

Moschops: panic and run panic and run!

Me: oh a bob Bob:one berry plz. Me:ok here. Bob:9999999 BERRY SLAVE. me: ok dark lord... bob:60 GIGA EGGS NOW. Me:ummmmmmmmmmm.... bob: die slave. I like bobs was killed by lv 999999999999999 bob (mochops)

No 1 moschopsTintonberry plz

Me ok

Moschops mejoberry plz

Me okokok

Tamed

No 2 moschops aluzberry plz

Me ok

Moschops t rex egg plz

Me not ok

Moschops wyvern egg plz

Me ahhhhhh

Moschops cooked prime meat plz

YOU KILLED MOSCHOPS LVL-49

My first tame was a low level moschops. I named it mOCH and labeled it with a terrible hand writing paint job saying “M O C H” on the side. Remember to label your moschops people

Wild:run from Rex

Tamed and put on aggressive:king of ARK

Tamed but on passive flee: run!

😂

Every time I tame one they run away or disappear when I die but I don't get a notification that they're dead

Ripp Jimmy ri Jimmjimmy 2 RIP Jimmy 3 RIP Jimmy 4

Okay,so one day I was playing Ark with my father and I was just wandering andI found a stuck moschop and he suddenly decides to show his flying trick I was so cunfusled and he kept repeating it and I decided to tame him and next thing you know his name is Flying boi…

I had one named sprite and a dilo scared it off then freaking jellyfish Merder it!!😤😤😡😡

(This is from the Paleontology Memes)

How many Moss could a Moschops chop if a Moschops could chop moss

I had a circle suitcase and another creature team, a me

and kill me

I had a terror bird named Riot....I whistled attacked target on a moschops and it ran, Riot chasing after it. In has been about one day in real life before he finally came back. Don’t make the same mistake I did......

Get a 180.Paint it brown, and name it big poop.And there you go you have a piece of sh!t running around.

How to tame it works no joke:

First find moschops (any level)

Second find Walmart

Third tame giga

Fourth break into Walmart

Finally TAKE EVERYTHING and feed to moschops repeat until tamed (including taming another giga over and over)