Old boi

Sausage

Big Boi (if it’s a boy)

Godzilla on a weight loss program

For a Pair: Mossy and Chops

Chubb or Fatto lol

Porkchops

Chopsticks chop Chomsky chonky Lizard

Humugo Chungo

Who-put-nuclear-chemicals-in-the-lizard-tank-again??

Cleaver