Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
If out taming then just bring the guy without and flippers, a low movement speed and tons of health, if anything goes wrong, that guy will give you a massive head start, true, you might still die but at least your death does not come quicker and you might have time to write my will. “In my will, I leave Rhodes,my favourite tribe mate, my army of level 300 dodos and my ascendant tek rifle, sword and armour.”
I saw a alpha mosasaurus on my Meg and it smiled at me and I smiled at it and my Meg smiled at it and when I got back to my fort and my friend saw and said holy crapin cow balls how and I said oh smiled into some rocks and smiled with a sling shot and fed it with berries and my friend said you crazy 5 level player