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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Meg: Haha I'm the scariest thing in the ocean!
Mosa: Hold my stinky fish beer.
Game: Mega(level 200 meg) was killed by Moss (Level 2 mosa)
Giga comes)
Redeye: I'm the best dino haha!
Moss: Come into water it's safe.
(Redeye comes into water)
(Human sees giga get dismembered by Moss)
Human:I know what I'll do, I'll punch that mosa, knock it out, and shove bio toxins and fish down its mouth!
Moss: Oh no you dont!
(Human level 2 was killed my Moss mosa level 2000)
-Made by Beanzles!-
Your family if yo where ark animals
Mom: Giga
Dad: mosa
Older brother: Drunk on element ferox
Older sister: FRIGGIN YUTY
you: Smol raptor boi
Younger sister: jerboa
Younger brother: smol ferox
Uncle: direbear
Aunt: procoptodon
Female cousin: griffin
male cousin: Saber
Granny: Jerboa
Gramp:D oDO
Yo these guys should be able to grab stuff on the shore.
Re-enact jurassic world.
Im serious tho. If you made it unable to grabbstuff underwater it wouldnt be OP, but it could still grab stuff on land. This could be a raid tactic.
Imagine this, ur on a small weight... direwolf or something and ur carrying this guys stuff who is chasing u on a rex. But, you have a tribemate on a mosa in the ocean. U run to the beach and lead the red there. It thinks it has u pinned, but then BOOM, jurassic world ending.