
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
HERE ME MOBILE PLAYERS, I recently tamed a High level one , and then I made the platform saddle and went on a cruise, after a while I found some jellyfish and I went on to attack them , but as soon as I got close to it I GOT FREAKING TELEPORTED TO THE SKY OF RED WOOD, and guess what happened, I don't had a parasute... RIP
Meg: Haha I'm the scariest thing in the ocean!
Mosa: Hold my stinky fish beer.
Game: Mega(level 200 meg) was killed by Moss (Level 2 mosa)
Giga comes)
Redeye: I'm the best dino haha!
Moss: Come into water it's safe.
(Redeye comes into water)
(Human sees giga get dismembered by Moss)
Human:I know what I'll do, I'll punch that mosa, knock it out, and shove bio toxins and fish down its mouth!
Moss: Oh no you dont!
(Human level 2 was killed my Moss mosa level 2000)
-Made by Beanzles!-
Your family if yo where ark animals
Mom: Giga
Dad: mosa
Older brother: Drunk on element ferox
Older sister: FRIGGIN YUTY
you: Smol raptor boi
Younger sister: jerboa
Younger brother: smol ferox
Uncle: direbear
Aunt: procoptodon
Female cousin: griffin
male cousin: Saber
Granny: Jerboa
Gramp:D oDO