
What are some funny jokes or stories about the mosasaurus? Funny mosasaurus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Okay so the megas was chasing me (I was so confused) and I found an alpha moss (I’m. On ark mobile)and I thought she was about to agro on me (they chased me on my ichy because I dismounted in water) she comes over WIPEA THEM THE FLURP INTO YESTERDAY. And then looks at me and then swims off
One day (on the island) I wanted a mosasaur and I found one near the car no island, it was level 5, I caged him, hit him with tranq and tamed him. I went back to my place near the peninsula near easy spawn I teleport my mosasaur there, I was riding a ichasouros (no way I said that right and I’m too lazy to change it) and when I teleported my mosasaur, I didn’t realize that megalodan attack these huge creatures and one started attacking it, I freaked out and killed the megalodan I turn around AND THE MOSASAUR DEAD BODY GOES ACROSS MY SCREEN WHILE THE LIKE 30 megalodans ARE HAVING A PARTY EATING ITS MEAT AND THEN COME KILL ME WHILE IM BREAKING MY PHONE CAUSE THIS GAME IS STUPID