I ate the indominus Rex but my tummmy bigggggg I eat 1000years of food and then rest UUUUU IM AN OLD MANN YOUNG MANN .the child in jurrasic world who’s a Dino dna nerd:AA please eat me.TO BE CONTINUDED

They say mosas are hard to find. Bruh, I just found 2 like a 5 minute swim from my base

I killed one (not knowing how rare it is)

In mobile u kill can a mosa with a ichthy because he doesnt even care and the turning is trash

Wait is that a mosa !!! I WANNA KISS IT I'm coming for you mosa: player was eating by a mosasaur

Okay so the megas was chasing me (I was so confused) and I found an alpha moss (I’m. On ark mobile)and I thought she was about to agro on me (they chased me on my ichy because I dismounted in water) she comes over WIPEA THEM THE FLURP INTO YESTERDAY. And then looks at me and then swims off

We’re gonna need a bigger boat and a lot more harpoons😂

Me:Sees mosa

Me:Thinks it’s a diplo

Mosa:IM NOT A DIPLO

Me:oh..

Me:kills Mosa

It is powerful and easy to tame

Use a frying equestrian with 10000 melee and u r golden

Real men tame this with cooked fish meat

One day (on the island) I wanted a mosasaur and I found one near the car no island, it was level 5, I caged him, hit him with tranq and tamed him. I went back to my place near the peninsula near easy spawn I teleport my mosasaur there, I was riding a ichasouros (no way I said that right and I’m too lazy to change it) and when I teleported my mosasaur, I didn’t realize that megalodan attack these huge creatures and one started attacking it, I freaked out and killed the megalodan I turn around AND THE MOSASAUR DEAD BODY GOES ACROSS MY SCREEN WHILE THE LIKE 30 megalodans ARE HAVING A PARTY EATING ITS MEAT AND THEN COME KILL ME WHILE IM BREAKING MY PHONE CAUSE THIS GAME IS STUPID

Noob:ooooooo a sea cow!!!!

Mosa:😑

High torpor drain rate... I’ll see about that.... OH MY GOD IT ATE ME HAND!!!

These guys are the worst. Imagine you are swimming with ur megladon hunting. You see a dog swimming at you, you go closer and closer to make out what it is, closer and closer, and chomp. 🤬 these guys.

Bruh I just found a level 5 mosa and I'm fricking terrified

Some day I forcetamed a Alpha Mosa. It was level 230 and had about 200k health. I gave it some levels on health.. After that it had 900k health.....

You’re going out in the the water with your good fellow, the plesiosaur. You find a mosa chillin’ with anglers. The plesiosaur kills EVERYTHING. Afterwards you put the plesiosaur in jail for murder.Up- Vote if funny

Lil fishy; I’m the strongest fish 🐠 in the sea 🌊.

Alpha Mosasaurus; NO IM THE STRONGEST FISH IN THE SEE PUNY LITTLE THING 🦈+🦖= 😵🐠

A song for the mosa it’s the giga of the sea it stops megs eating ye