At this point ark hates me because I have found only lvl 55 mosa and under til the day my sister screws around in my single player server and finds a lvl 150 who was so damn fat it looked like he to Burger King, tripped over Dairy Queen and crushed Carl’s Jr 😅😅😅🤣🤣 then in her bright mind she went over to it shot sleepy sticks up it but and killed all the jellyfish and eels just to think squidward (lvl 150 Tuso) was gonna kiss her forehead and leave well let me tell you this Son of a turd-wacker grabbed her then the dolphin but from what I saw did not touched the mosa I came back to guess what a pissed off spaghetti noodle with a glitched tailed mosa attached to its a*s like wtf then guess what, if you thought we left all of you are wrong, Casper gets the cookie we tried to revenge kill the rage fueled, SpongeBob chucking, spaghetti bowl that makes its own sauce by using the only thing we had and ascendant wooden bow guess how far that got us if you guessed waking up on the beach traumatized you get a cookie (it’s pumpkin spice) how to get the cookie if you are in Australia while I am in some white van playing Ark and stealing midgets for a living guess what you don’t do tuck your balls between your legs and screw off unless you are a woman I got nothing to say about that

- Grandma’s armpit wrinkle