It's a passive thatch tame!

Noob lvl like 30: oooo cool me gonna tame big fooshy wit tranq arrowz

*shoots like 5 tranq arrows into the boi

Noob: huh, y big fooshy no tame. Wait, is it looking at me? WAIT NOOOOOO

*sound of grinding and blood splatter

RIP: the stupidest player in ark. Also how the heck did he get to lvl 30

M O M M Y
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N O O
N O O O
P L E A S E

This is what happens WHEN THE DISEASED LEECH IS LEFT IN TOXIC WASTE. Good job John

It’s a giant soggy sea sausage of death

Did you know that moeder means Mother in Dutch?(Netherlands)

Hmmm untameable? Pssssh.here eat some forcetame.

Let me just aaa go into god mode

Hey GODZILLA FANS looks like Toho finnaly released Shin Godzilla’s first form!!!

Ooooooooh Who lives in a giant cave full of eels under the sea Moeder! Moeder!

Get in my belly it says now if only it had orange hair

Guy makes the reaper from subnautica look beautiful

Dis guy is a massive chonker and will kill u if u do not social distance

Jellyfish I am the most murderous thing here mwahaha
Murder joined the server
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Its Big

A HeLPfUL TIp ShOUld iNcluDe a FEw More WoRDs

Forcetame.
Your welcome.


(A helpful tip should include more words.)

Just keep swimming, just keep swimming, just keep swimming... JUST SWIM!

Is it a bird is it plane no it's a moeder

Moeder
Moedor
Moedoor
Mroedoor
More door

Max out a coel and watch the bloodbath!!