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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score -1 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-03T18:35:44+00:00

Everyone ready your meoders we goin drag racin

score -1 · Answer 2 · 2020-05-14T14:25:24+00:00

"You have activated the moeder boss" accept your fate right then and there.

score -1 · Answer 3 · 2020-05-07T17:04:23+00:00

Is it a bird is it a plane no its godzilla. *Godzilla king of the monsters theme play plays*

score -1 · Answer 4 · 2020-05-06T16:05:15+00:00

What if the giant squid could pick this guy up like nothing. Moeder joined the ark. Indoraptor joined the ark. Giant squid joined the ark. Indoraptor: wanna have a free for all battle moeder and you too giant squid. Moeder: sure imma win. Giant squid: I'm gonna win. Indoraptor: the battle starts now. *John cena theam play* 🤔 who won. Me: um weres indoraptor. Me: looks behind me. Me: uh oh. Indoraptor: bites humans head off.

score -1 · Answer 5 · 2020-04-10T14:59:19+00:00

Admincheat forcetame that how you tame it

score -1 · Answer 6 · 2020-03-29T12:44:43+00:00

Who tried to drown the king titan?

score -1 · Answer 7 · 2020-03-26T22:55:06+00:00

Fun fact, moeder means mother in Dutch, and Vader means father (does that mean that Lucasfilm was waving it under our noses the entire time😱😱😱😱😱😱😱)

score -2 · Answer 8 · 2019-11-10T22:19:35+00:00

Eelzilla is approaching bow to your sea king

score -2 · Answer 9 · 2019-11-07T02:55:43+00:00

ITS A FUKIN UNDERWATER DEATH WORM

score -2 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-30T19:56:18+00:00

Do not die for the eel on drugs

score -2 · Answer 11 · 2020-12-27T18:06:52+00:00

We're going to need a little help from Bruce from finding Nemo

score -2 · Answer 12 · 2020-12-21T11:05:41+00:00

Me starting to conquer my fear of arks ocean:

Wildcard; release this water boss:

Me:._.

score -2 · Answer 13 · 2020-11-20T11:44:23+00:00

Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

PoooooooopooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooPoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

score -2 · Answer 14 · 2020-11-11T23:33:55+00:00

Moeder more like mother fricker

score -2 · Answer 15 · 2020-08-23T15:44:46+00:00

Try to get inside his mouth maybe is something good there

score -2 · Answer 16 · 2020-08-09T12:51:47+00:00

To tame it, you need a club and some berries

score -2 · Answer 17 · 2020-08-08T15:39:49+00:00

That’s one fat eel

I needs words

score -2 · Answer 18 · 2020-06-29T19:40:58+00:00

Popo you’re a popo popo popo po

score -2 · Answer 19 · 2020-06-02T08:44:08+00:00

Borders name is mother in Dutch

score -2 · Answer 20 · 2020-05-13T22:46:25+00:00

The name of the Dino means in Dutch Mother..