What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.
This is Ark version of big Chungus
Love the fact that you can tame it with 4347 c4s
Bola the Admin and steal the admin gun and... RUN!!! ...or beat it... Teeheehee!
SLINGSHOT,BOLA,CLUB,NARCOBERRIES/MEJOBERRIES, E Z TAME
It’s a fish and it is scary it is really strong
This is the uncle of bulbdogs.
Titanium you are so fat and ugly
Head=allo body=frog/gubby tail=eel all to gather it all up = moeder boom
Okay
This is just Pikkon Minus
To save us we need captain Aquatica.
-DF
Looks like ur mom hehehehehehehehhehe
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Yes
Modder
….
He kill
it's too late
The nuke has got us
LITERALLY
Me: ah time to beat the living daylights outta something
Moeder: I AM UNSTOPPABLE FOR YOU MR I LOVE DODOS
Me: hehehehe *throws put 10 megalodons and 10 mosasaurs*
Moeder: *chuckles* I'm in danger *dies*
Everyone else: HOW?
Me: ez mode
People who hate subnautica go away. This is a gasopod not a moeder
And to the dude who said it’s supposed to be a eel but it’s fat search up a wolf eel
Only a mother could love this and it’s face
its looking crazyyyy it seems like its sussssyyy baka
Bro why did wildcard add a moray eel lol
I thought we were done with leviathans…