What are some funny jokes or stories about the moeder? Funny moeder jokes submitted by ARK players.
Fun fact: in dutch language The word moeder actually means mother
Kahraa who? (only Subnautica players get it)
Moeder Foeder
Ok let's fight this-whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat The f**k is that
Eelzilla is approaching bow to your sea king
ITS A FUKIN UNDERWATER DEATH WORM
I saw it wasint tamable so I qickly got genisis 1
And 2 and tried to forcetame this guy...... I culdint do it 😪
This is the only creature I would have an intimate relationship with.
It sounds like mother
Me:aww, a little chubby cute eel!
(kills it)
ROAR!!!!!
Oh no!
Do not die for the eel on drugs
We're going to need a little help from Bruce from finding Nemo
Me starting to conquer my fear of arks ocean:
Wildcard; release this water boss:
Me:._.
Poooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
PoooooooopooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooPoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Moeder more like mother fricker
Try to get inside his mouth maybe is something good there
To tame it, you need a club and some berries
That’s one fat eel
I needs words
Popo you’re a popo popo popo po
A fish that eated too much food and transformed into moefish the real name