
What are some funny jokes or stories about the microraptor? Funny microraptor jokes submitted by ARK players.
Like the evil version of the archae, just wonderful when you have one attack you while you’re with your argie fending off some pigs and terror birds. (Side note: They’re ANYWHERE that has a high density of foliage on scorched earth, plus a lot of dangerous stuff, so use a flier to avoid their jump attacks or perch on top of rocks)
Tried peacefully running through the small redwoods on Ragnarok on my newly tamed equus. 3 of these buggards jumped and stunned me simultaneously while my equus stood idly watching it go down. Last memory before my character was killed was three microraptors all in the air flying at me. 🤦♀️