A story.monkey saw my face and ran for his life

So recently i tamed a mesopithecus and i found out shes a girl so i called her “kayla”, having her in my adventures is really fun and funny because she always throw a poop in a dino that i hit, so earlier this day of october she got killed by an therizinosaurus i that i tried to tame because that big bird is so op that can 1 hit an dino when lvl 100+, so i tried to tame it and i got killed and i forgot that kayla is mounted on my shoulder so she got killed and i was really sad earlier and i got revenge to my mesopithecus. So pls 1 up = 1 RIP

So my mesopithecus called kayla is my favorite shoulder mount in my world like its funny she throws poop at every dinos i hit, and this day my monkey died because i tried to tame a terizinosaurus and i died so she sacrifices herself😭

1 up = 1 rip

Wow that’s me🐒🐒🐵 no really

I’m a monkey

Me and my friend finally found on and knocked it put then fed it the berries then a defense unit rolls in and kills all our tames. Lol

I tamed my little orange one on the island by the green terminal byfeeding it a couple berry's and then it ran of and I couldn't find it so me and my brother did the alpha blood mother to come back finding him yelling down in the water now he barley ever leaves my shoulder I put a (cowboy) hat on him you will never find one cuter

I once.. wanted to tame a monke.

I fed it,chased it,tracked it so I wouldn't lose it. It didn't wanted to be tamed,but I was determined.. until it fell down randomly dead. I to this day don't know what did I do wrong...

This is from the writer of Skullhelm's story, as nobody seems to like it I'm going to stop writing it now (possibly not permenantly though)

this guy just saved me from a trike that was about to kill me so hes a hero

Imagine this, if a monkey had just pooped then how did it collect poop after taking a poop( u know wut I mean by that?)?