What are some funny jokes or stories about the megapithecus? Funny megapithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Banana
This goofy ahh alpha monkey killed my rexes with rocks
I forgor💀
A helpful tip should include a few more words
M O N K E >:]
*teams up with Godzilla and proceeds to decapitate Mechagodzilla*
What is king king doing in ark survival.
Ark added king gong? And tek Dino’s like the robot Dino’s in the show? Tek Dino’s verses King Kong! I wanna be on Kong’s side. Me: hey Kong-
Talkingmoose was killed by Kong lv 1
Anybody know where my meso went?
COME ON ITS JUST A BIG SMELLY SCARED APE. ONE WILD GIGA CAN TAKE FIVE OF THESE BOYS
Bring guns guns and more guns along with Dino's your gonna need it lol🤣🤣🤣
Try not to die and if you do succeed then you’ll win :)
HEY IS THIS KING KONG
That moment when you walk up the stairs.
Harumbay does lots of damage so bring lots of children to distract it and then just punch it in the face it will be so pleased
Hamarambay be like in ark hello
It needs a plaster.its shoulder is bleeding.scroll down.
👌lol. made you look.
Wait, isn't this a giganthopithicus, like from the jungle book? No? Oh wooby doo
Me try’s to tame him him “bra why” me oh no he thinks he is bamax
You all have it wrong... use a dragon that has no wings and has blue fire instead.
King Kongs grandad came to beat the shit outta the enemies