What are some funny jokes or stories about the megapithecus? Funny megapithecus jokes submitted by ARK players.
Use a level one dodo and woop it’s ass
How to tame one
Tame a yeti
Make it huge
Make it White and black.
What did I just make? LOL
#Megapithocas has join# has joined # dodo wvry has left#
ITS KONG
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH
Me I’m stacked with the best gear in the game
Megapithecus DIE DIE DIE
Me is dead
Why doesn’t the gorilla spin? It’s supposed to do that.
He looks kinda dead. Some of his body has the meat in him out
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
Don’t die please you spend forever getting those artifices and those hood saddles and dinosaurs. DONT BE LIKE THE OTHERS.
Basically a gigantopithecus on steroids.
Me when I stub my toe.
The monkeys turning into men evolution has evolved into something greater
The evolution of monkeys turning into men has grown quite a bit
King king 2005 is back but he’s white as my butt.
Monkey: DK, DONKEY-
Human:Dead.
The other maps may have powerful bosses, but the Island has.... BIG MONKE
Just a mejoberry and a club that’s all you need to tame it
KING KONG +ARK= DINOPITHICUS
:me be like seeing dis🤬🤬🤬
Big fat gorilla was in the United States
DK
Donkey Kong
He DK
He Donkey Kong
Just like the other two monkeys this guy is a passive tame. But it’s important to say that the preferred food is meat so I recommend kibble or prime/ mutton if you want to tame one.