Megalosaurus: wakes me up

Me: What did you do DIE

Me: Wakes it up

Megalosaurus: I am your cat now die

I have never felt this connected to it 😂🤣😂🤣😂

Is it just me or are these things rarer than unicorns?

me: oh a fluffy rock! is this a new resource?

'fluffy rock': what the heck

me: AH i didnt know therizinos did that?!

'fluffy rock' oh im comin for you now

me: *sees name* oh gawd

also me: *runs faster*

Real men only tame this useless thing at night

If a Rex and a tickle chicken had sex

Me: Hey sleepyHead how was your, Mega: *WakesUp* Me: AH, Mega: TELL ME WHAT YOU DID, RIGHT NOW and you MAY LIVE *Holding Frying pan* Me: I DREW WISKERS ON YOUR FACE, Mega: ...what?, Me: I drew wiskers on your face because I thought it would be funny and it was, Mega: slaps me with frying pan...

THIS GUY OHHH HO THISSS GUY LET ME PAINT A PICTURE ME AND MY AWSOME SPIK THE TRIKE RIDING AROUND AT NIGHT KILLIN SOME TRIKES AND THEN I HEAR SOMETHING BEHIND ME AN BOOM YELLOW GLOWING EYES AND I KILLS ME FIRST AND RIGHT AS I MAKE IT BACK TO MY STUFF SPIKE YOUR LVL 45 TRIKE WAS KILLED BY LVL 150 MEGALOSAURUS am mad now

Were do I find a megalosaurus

On day he will be like:leave me the f alone

On night:come here u little thing

I had a level 1000 dire wolf fight a level 36 megalosaurus. The megalosaurus died in one hit... and then I revived it and tamed it at level 1000. Gotta catch ‘em all! Ark-émon!

Bum bum is a slum slum

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Jo mama so fat when walked into the all the whales started singing “we are family” also ark rules

You can fuck with me all you want, but you better watch out at night

Draw a peepee on his face while he sleeps

Who else used fists and cooked fish meat anyone