I almost died 11 times trying to knock it out then while I…

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I almost died 11 times trying to knock it out then while I was doing that my frickin meat AND prime meat spoiled and I had to use my only food . . . Fish meat . . . But the cave was Broken and my saber was fresh outta meat so I couldn’t slaughter an araneo or an pulmoscorpius with my mastercraft pump-action-shotgun so I waited 80 million eternities after I constantly but luckily I was on mobile so I got my 15x soothing balm and tamed a FRICKIN . . . LEVEL . . . Lvl 15 I tamed it just to have one. But I had potent dust so. But still I’m not willing to take any other one because on ragnarok my adolescence meshed and I no want that to happen in mobile oh you’ve been here for an hour asking “how the frick was your cave broken” long story short my game crashed 11 thousand times, so now I have to live with that but whatever I’m gone . . . STOP LOOKING AT THIS . . . I hate my life

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