I almost died 11 times trying to knock it out then while I was doing that my frickin meat AND prime meat spoiled and I had to use my only food . . . Fish meat . . . But the cave was Broken and my saber was fresh outta meat so I couldn’t slaughter an araneo or an pulmoscorpius with my mastercraft pump-action-shotgun so I waited 80 million eternities after I constantly but luckily I was on mobile so I got my 15x soothing balm and tamed a FRICKIN . . . LEVEL . . . Lvl 15 I tamed it just to have one. But I had potent dust so. But still I’m not willing to take any other one because on ragnarok my adolescence meshed and I no want that to happen in mobile oh you’ve been here for an hour asking “how the frick was your cave broken” long story short my game crashed 11 thousand times, so now I have to live with that but whatever I’m gone . . . STOP LOOKING AT THIS . . . I hate my life
I was going back to my base with my newly tamed Dino when I saw this. I wanted to tame it so bad so without thinking I shot it with my tranquilliser arrows. It killed me 3 times but I kept on trying. Then it was running away but I was out of tranquilliser arrows. So I shot her with my slingshot. She finally went to sleep with only 4 rocks left. Yay. I named her Mipha as a reference from botw
Took one of my friends that just started playing ark told them about this dinosaur and told him not to go up to it because it will grab him he didn’t believe me watched him scream because it scared the crap out of him me Laughing my ass off🤣🤣
Flying along on my argy when I notice the fluff. I'd seen this fluff before and knew this fluff wasn't like other sheep fluff. This fluff...this fluff is unhappy fluff.
I take the arty to 5 feet about said fluff and pop said fluff with 325% melee. Fluff awakes and proceeded to throw a fluffy tantrum. I laugh and hit fluff again. All of a sudden argy doesn't move. Fluff continues biting the argy. I dismount and run behind angry fluff and shoot 4 rounds of shotgun into fluff. Fluff let's argy go, turns, one hits me into Satan's living room, turns back and continues to eat my thunder chicken.
I responded and grab my wife's angry bird and fly to the scene of disarray. Once more into the fraying ride upon my winged beast. I see my bird of death aka reaper, I see the fluff, I lure the fluff off a cliff with the soft bird named jersey of which my wife rides, and hop back on my 100 health reaper and fly into the sun fearing for our lives.
We no longer go near the fluff. The fluff may roam in peace.
I was on iPad NOT MOBILE and I saw the son of giga in amazement because I thought they weren’t even in them game for me but when I saw it I was thought to take it and I ran out of the cave so I could used admin commands and leveled my horse so it had over 80 000 hp and when back in with 21 tranq darts and I hade 7 or 6 left but I was taming and I went to get good meat since it was a 140 but I crashed just before getting out and I came back to find the giga son was gone R.I.P giga son
Ok so a long time ago I didn’t know that no matter what they would always wake up at night if they where knocked out and my dumb ass was taming 4 decent lvl ones at sunset and I think you know where the story goes from there :/
So I’m wandering ragnorock with my lvl 38 carno and I ho into the forest I don’t know why but my blood runs cold and I hear it’s roar and kudus fuvking Christ if scared me so I knocked it but Got kill by A FRICKING BASTERD OF A TREX