What are some funny jokes or stories about the megaloceros? Funny megaloceros jokes submitted by ARK players.
In Russia 🇷🇺 You don’t polish there hooves they polish your hooves
There in the redwood forest in the center map
BIG MAN TAKE ME WITH YOU
Females can't hit. only males can it's stupid girls are tough to. When you not riding I it can hit though😑
A level two moose and me... a griffin. Griffin died somehow. Tame this beast.
Go to highlands if on rag and collect crops then go to red woods and tame there or by volcano (I would recommend volcano)
If you ride one you’re a maple deer rider
one time I bred them, then they popped out, twins. But my game crashed, one was trans I guess since it went from male to female
Prehistoric Santa loves these things he even sings this Ruldolph the red nosed megaloceros.
OMG TYPE MOOSE or DEER IT SHOWS UP SEE FOR URSELF
I'm taming one right now... they walk majestically, but eating... not so much.
It’s species is called Rudolph but some people like to call it glowing nose obviously that’s not true hopefully🤣
So I found one of these it was named Rudolph on Google does it mean Rudolph or just Rudolph well I hope it nose
doesn’t shine
His name is Rudolph but make sure it’s nose doesn’t shine ha ha
We need a two variant so I can tame one and name him Optimoose Prime
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOM ZOOOOOOOOOOOM
Zooooooom
ZOOOOOOOOOOOOOM SEE YA LATER
Very fast 💨 zoooooooom! Tamed one on genesis I named him Blitz
guys whatever you dont jump off of cliffs or high places almost lost a megalaceros that day
Why do the baby males look like that? XD big horns tiny body
These things are deer why can’t they collect berries this makes NO NONE NOTTA OF SENSE