My friend: Megalaceros is bad

Me: Megalaceros is speed

My Canadian army needs a steed to ride that can tank damage and deal it. Needs to be fast enough to out run large predators and easy to get a lot of. This is that mount

It: hi there im a moose.

Me: really? you look like a deer.

: You where killed by a level 1 male Megaloceros. :

Also i saw a tip in funny and it says useless do not tame. why put that in FUNNY?! and they give a bleed affect when they attack if male.

Come on Daaaaaad please it's Christmas and everyone else has one.. it's really cheap as well only 400000 tranq arrows

Pfffsssttt dads spits out his cereal you think we've got rotten meat laying around the place!! We had to say bye to your sister for your brother's pteranodon last year!! We do t want to have to kill Jimmy.... 700967241

Jimmy 700 billion runs out screaming

I’m naming all of mine by Santa’s reindeers names

If you go to search and type any of these three things : deer, moose, elk, megalosaurus literally shows up

Get this deer if you are a true Canadian

Is it me or do the females change color bc I tamed a black and white one twice and I leave the server and come back and they are dark brown and light brown I’m getting frustrated with this and I gave up I have a mostly white male and he stays white so I’m confused on why she is changing color when I leave

Man moves to Canada to ride a megalocerous just to realize their extinction ^if makes you laugh.

Santa Clauses version of a Tesla

How are they so buff? I want one, Ima go to redwood.

Player1:going for walk

Megolosiric:I'm gonna ram someone

Player2:uuuuuuh ok

Mego:(sees player)RAAAAAM(runs at player)

Player 1:oh crap

Mego:hehe ramming is the best

Definitely didn't think it was an ovis

For every humin kind i shal never go out my base couse there is a lvl 20 spino and a lvl5 alpa raptor so nahaha i wont go out of my base

So I was game 1 I was waiting and a red spawns in front of it!!!!

Honestly this thing looks like a alpha deer is it a moose or dear well at least it doesn’t glow do

you think Rudolph hear that😬🤫

When I was playing with my cousin on ark i thought I would breed him a moos but when I did I told him it does 1000 damage and you will be able to kill a. Giga with it and when he tried to his moose died 💀😂

BIG MAN TAKE ME WITH YOU

Wildcard Studio should make a sleigh for 8 Megaloceros and it automatically names them the names of Santa’s reindeer and make them fly when there attached to the sleigh so you can look like Santa Claus. Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

“Mooooo” said the deer. Everyone knows that deer go “mooooooo”.