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Megaloceros Taming Calculator
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Dec 22, 2016
It's good for leaping through the forest majestically, and will leave your friends in awe.
Jun 11, 2017
Great for embracing your inner Canadian, ride a moose and collect tree sap.
Sep 18, 2017
So I tamed a Megaloceros on a beach.
Boxed it in with stone with no roof.
Here comes the Spino.
I watched as it had its dinnner.
Went home to cry
Nov 21, 2017
Yeah, that's right. You thought I was a sheep. Wrong.
Aug 2, 2017
Ride in to battle with Bambi's father and feed Bambi's mother to your Rex
Oct 29, 2017
You find a juvenile female and then it says
I'm getting revenge for my mommy! (Impales you)
Dec 30, 2018
Megalocero the normal nosed reindeer. Had a very.... normal nose. And if you ever saw it, you would even say “Yup that’s a nose”
Okay I’ll stop.
Jul 12, 2018
Bruh will Dododex ever put where these things are cuz I wanna go catch one and be majestic. They look like horned ponies.
Sep 30, 2018
It is now an emotional necessity to make train sounds when riding my beast.
Dec 17, 2018
I tamed a blue one. Named it sonic and now it can fly.
Feb 2, 2019
Me:(sees a adolescent one)
Me:I have come to finish what I have started(pulls out crossbow)
Me:oh yea headshot(burns body)
Dec 19, 2018
Run off the a cliff will fly if it’s a rain deer. Good escape plan
Oct 27, 2018
It: hi there im a moose.
Me: really? you look like a deer.
: You where killed by a level 1 male Megaloceros. :
Also i saw a tip in funny and it says useless do not tame. why put that in FUNNY?! and they give a bleed affect when they attack if male.
Mar 2, 2019
My Canadian army needs a steed to ride that can tank damage and deal it. Needs to be fast enough to out run large predators and easy to get a lot of. This is that mount
Dec 16, 2018
There in the redwood forest in the center map
Jul 4, 2019
“Mooooo” said the deer. Everyone knows that deer go “mooooooo”.
3 weeks ago
I hide in ambush with ghillie on, I wait. After a while I see one of these boios, I zoom in on its head with my scope. The megaloceros is dead. WE BE EATING GOOD😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎😎
Jun 30, 2019
Go tame one of deez things tell a kid ho ho ho u get a big ass moose for CHRISTMAS
3 weeks ago
Santa’s Ferrari. Here’s more words
Sep 1, 2019
A level two moose and me... a griffin. Griffin died somehow. Tame this beast.