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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megaloceros? Funny megaloceros jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 9 · Answer 1 · 2019-03-02T19:40:48+00:00

My Canadian army needs a steed to ride that can tank damage and deal it. Needs to be fast enough to out run large predators and easy to get a lot of. This is that mount

score 9 · Answer 2 · 2018-10-27T23:31:58+00:00

It: hi there im a moose.

Me: really? you look like a deer.

: You where killed by a level 1 male Megaloceros. :

Also i saw a tip in funny and it says useless do not tame. why put that in FUNNY?! and they give a bleed affect when they attack if male.

score 3 · Answer 3 · 2023-04-13T06:53:06+00:00

I’m naming all of mine by Santa’s reindeers names

score 3 · Answer 4 · 2023-03-27T13:40:29+00:00

If you go to search and type any of these three things : deer, moose, elk, megalosaurus literally shows up

score 6 · Answer 5 · 2020-10-02T08:22:44+00:00

Get this deer if you are a true Canadian

score 4 · Answer 6 · 2022-03-15T21:00:51+00:00

The megaloceros looks like a rain deer in ark so I made up a song that mixes a Christmas song with ark!

Jingle bells lystro smells dodo laid an egg

The phomia mobile lost its meal and dilo got away hey!

score 6 · Answer 7 · 2020-05-14T22:43:30+00:00

Is it me or do the females change color bc I tamed a black and white one twice and I leave the server and come back and they are dark brown and light brown I’m getting frustrated with this and I gave up I have a mostly white male and he stays white so I’m confused on why she is changing color when I leave

score 3 · Answer 8 · 2022-10-29T02:31:05+00:00

Man moves to Canada to ride a megalocerous just to realize their extinction ^if makes you laugh.

score 3 · Answer 9 · 2022-06-23T02:47:55+00:00

How are they so buff? I want one, Ima go to redwood.

score 6 · Answer 10 · 2019-08-29T17:17:31+00:00

Santa Clauses version of a Tesla

score 0 · Answer 11 · 2025-05-27T14:40:45+00:00

BIG MAN TAKE ME WITH YOU

score 3 · Answer 12 · 2022-06-04T00:09:31+00:00

Player1:going for walk

Megolosiric:I'm gonna ram someone

Player2:uuuuuuh ok

Mego:(sees player)RAAAAAM(runs at player)

Player 1:oh crap

Mego:hehe ramming is the best

score 5 · Answer 13 · 2020-05-05T21:59:20+00:00

For every humin kind i shal never go out my base couse there is a lvl 20 spino and a lvl5 alpa raptor so nahaha i wont go out of my base

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2020-04-25T02:15:00+00:00

So I was game 1 I was waiting and a red spawns in front of it!!!!

score 2 · Answer 15 · 2023-04-05T01:11:04+00:00

When I was playing with my cousin on ark i thought I would breed him a moos but when I did I told him it does 1000 damage and you will be able to kill a. Giga with it and when he tried to his moose died 💀😂

score 3 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-02T12:57:39+00:00

Definitely didn't think it was an ovis

score 4 · Answer 17 · 2021-03-31T20:56:14+00:00

Honestly this thing looks like a alpha deer is it a moose or dear well at least it doesn’t glow do

you think Rudolph hear that😬🤫

score 0 · Answer 18 · 2025-05-09T21:10:09+00:00

ITS HUNTN SEASON BOIS 🦌🦃🐊🦬🏹

score 3 · Answer 19 · 2021-12-28T02:00:00+00:00

Wildcard Studio should make a sleigh for 8 Megaloceros and it automatically names them the names of Santa’s reindeer and make them fly when there attached to the sleigh so you can look like Santa Claus. Ho Ho Ho, Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night!

score 5 · Answer 20 · 2019-07-04T05:49:45+00:00

“Mooooo” said the deer. Everyone knows that deer go “mooooooo”.