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What are some funny jokes or stories about the megaloceros? Funny megaloceros jokes submitted by ARK players.

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score 12 · Answer 1 · 2020-06-11T23:01:06+00:00

Your a true Canadian when you are riding a moose ;)

score 8 · Answer 2 · 2022-02-15T22:21:56+00:00

To the person who killed three Rex with these moose boi…R-E-S-P-E-C-T.

score 11 · Answer 3 · 2020-08-20T23:53:17+00:00

Omg all these tips deserve a nice long lol🤣🤣🤣🤣

score 7 · Answer 4 · 2022-05-13T00:25:56+00:00

Dire wolf be like OMG A DEER? ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK! 5 mins later… AHHHH RUN! the one wolf😂

score 10 · Answer 5 · 2020-08-22T01:05:05+00:00

O H C A N A D A O H C A N A D A

score 13 · Answer 6 · 2018-12-19T03:37:04+00:00

Run off the a cliff will fly if it’s a rain deer. Good escape plan

score 4 · Answer 7 · 2023-09-21T12:31:00+00:00

Named mine Tyrone

He doesn't do much but if he dies I'm killing everyone else in my base and then myself

score 10 · Answer 8 · 2020-02-02T01:46:38+00:00

One day on my pedrodon I went to the big red wood Dorset and I saw the most majestic moose alive. I loved at it for a awhile and A FLIPPONG CAENO COMES FROM HOD KNOWS WHERE AND KILLS IT!!! My dreams where crushed

score 7 · Answer 9 · 2021-09-22T05:14:09+00:00

Females have antler hotboxes.... When u net them the antler hotboxes get wrapped around... So what's going on??? Invisible antlers?!? Ark why....

score 8 · Answer 10 · 2020-12-04T13:41:51+00:00

CANADIAN DUUUUDE!!!!

LIVE UR LONG LIFE CANADIAN DREAM, TAME ONE AND RIDE ONE TO FEEL LIKE A REAL CANADIAN!

score 6 · Answer 11 · 2021-12-28T02:03:30+00:00

I WANT TO BE SANTA CLAUS, MAKE A SANTA’S SLEIGH WITH THE MEGALOCEROS AS HIS REINDEER SO ALL WHO AGREE WITH ME SP THEY CAN LOVE CHRISTMAS LIKE A PRO

score 7 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-08T20:01:09+00:00

Why are these so fat Are they eating mcdonalds with the dire bears?

score 4 · Answer 13 · 2023-03-05T19:00:56+00:00

Female megaleceros are just useless

score 5 · Answer 14 · 2022-06-16T01:20:26+00:00

Ooooooh

Ted

The normal nosed megaloroceros

Had a very normal nose

If you ever saw hiiiiiim

You'd say

That's a very normal nose

OK I'll leave now

Sincerely,

Lemon🍋

score 9 · Answer 15 · 2019-09-25T21:07:07+00:00

Santa’s Ferrari. Here’s more words

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2022-05-15T04:57:12+00:00

It’s funny how u just need 1 male and ur always praying for a female but it’s always a male

EVERY

SINGLE

TIME!

score 7 · Answer 17 · 2020-11-28T22:47:26+00:00

The reason a man breaks into your house through the chimney, and leaves gifts so he's not arrested

score 9 · Answer 18 · 2019-06-30T17:53:27+00:00

Go tame one of deez things tell a kid ho ho ho u get a big ass moose for CHRISTMAS

score 1 · Answer 19 · 2024-12-22T20:19:07+00:00

Come on Daaaaaad please it's Christmas and everyone else has one.. it's really cheap as well only 400000 tranq arrows

Pfffsssttt dads spits out his cereal you think we've got rotten meat laying around the place!! We had to say bye to your sister for your brother's pteranodon last year!! We do t want to have to kill Jimmy.... 700967241

Jimmy 700 billion runs out screaming

score 7 · Answer 20 · 2020-08-01T10:10:14+00:00

My friend: Megalaceros is bad

Me: Megalaceros is speed