What are some funny jokes or stories about the megaloceros? Funny megaloceros jokes submitted by ARK players.
Cool Canadian Deer/Elk
Fun to ride
Canada
Strong
Fast
To the person who killed three Rex with these moose boi…R-E-S-P-E-C-T.
Omg all these tips deserve a nice long lol🤣🤣🤣🤣
Dire wolf be like OMG A DEER? ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK! 5 mins later… AHHHH RUN! the one wolf😂
O H C A N A D A O H C A N A D A
Run off the a cliff will fly if it’s a rain deer. Good escape plan
Big poop bags with a few long horns
One day on my pedrodon I went to the big red wood Dorset and I saw the most majestic moose alive. I loved at it for a awhile and A FLIPPONG CAENO COMES FROM HOD KNOWS WHERE AND KILLS IT!!! My dreams where crushed
Named mine Tyrone
He doesn't do much but if he dies I'm killing everyone else in my base and then myself
Females have antler hotboxes.... When u net them the antler hotboxes get wrapped around... So what's going on??? Invisible antlers?!? Ark why....
CANADIAN DUUUUDE!!!!
LIVE UR LONG LIFE CANADIAN DREAM, TAME ONE AND RIDE ONE TO FEEL LIKE A REAL CANADIAN!
I WANT TO BE SANTA CLAUS, MAKE A SANTA’S SLEIGH WITH THE MEGALOCEROS AS HIS REINDEER SO ALL WHO AGREE WITH ME SP THEY CAN LOVE CHRISTMAS LIKE A PRO
Why are these so fat Are they eating mcdonalds with the dire bears?
ITS HUNTN SEASON BOIS 🦌🦃🐊🦬🏹
Santa’s Ferrari. Here’s more words
Female megaleceros are just useless
Ooooooh
Ted
The normal nosed megaloroceros
Had a very normal nose
If you ever saw hiiiiiim
You'd say
That's a very normal nose
OK I'll leave now
Sincerely,
Lemon🍋
The reason a man breaks into your house through the chimney, and leaves gifts so he's not arrested
Go tame one of deez things tell a kid ho ho ho u get a big ass moose for CHRISTMAS
It’s funny how u just need 1 male and ur always praying for a female but it’s always a male
EVERY
SINGLE
TIME!