Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator

Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies

This thing is useless, don’t tam it.
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It's good for leaping through the forest majestically, and will leave your friends in awe.
Great for embracing your inner Canadian, ride a moose and collect tree sap.
ONE OF THE BEST HERBIVORES
-WILL FUCK UP YOUR FOREST (1 or 2 hits to topple a tree)
-THATCH FOR DAYS
-DILOPHOSAURS? BOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
-TRICERATOPS? FUCKING DEAD
-CARNOTAUR? NYOOM
-REALLY FUCKING FAST
-NOTHING CAN STOP THIS ANTLERED MOTHERFUCKER (except maybe a sufficiently fast or strong carnivore)
-WILL FUCK UP YOUR FOREST (1 or 2 hits to topple a tree)
-THATCH FOR DAYS
-DILOPHOSAURS? BOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
-TRICERATOPS? FUCKING DEAD
-CARNOTAUR? NYOOM
-REALLY FUCKING FAST
-NOTHING CAN STOP THIS ANTLERED MOTHERFUCKER (except maybe a sufficiently fast or strong carnivore)
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS
~me everytime on a new server
~me everytime on a new server
Ride in to battle with Bambi's father and feed Bambi's mother to your Rex