Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Dododex
Ark: Survival Evolved Taming Calculator
Tips & Strategies
So I tamed a Megaloceros on a beach.
Boxed it in with stone with no roof.
Here comes the Spino.
I watched as it had its dinnner.
Went home to cry
Boxed it in with stone with no roof.
Here comes the Spino.
I watched as it had its dinnner.
Went home to cry
More Megaloceros Funny Tips
It's good for leaping through the forest majestically, and will leave your friends in awe.
Great for embracing your inner Canadian, ride a moose and collect tree sap.
ONE OF THE BEST HERBIVORES
-WILL FUCK UP YOUR FOREST (1 or 2 hits to topple a tree)
-THATCH FOR DAYS
-DILOPHOSAURS? BOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
-TRICERATOPS? FUCKING DEAD
-CARNOTAUR? NYOOM
-REALLY FUCKING FAST
-NOTHING CAN STOP THIS ANTLERED MOTHERFUCKER (except maybe a sufficiently fast or strong carnivore)
-WILL FUCK UP YOUR FOREST (1 or 2 hits to topple a tree)
-THATCH FOR DAYS
-DILOPHOSAURS? BOOM BITCH GET OUT THE WAY
-TRICERATOPS? FUCKING DEAD
-CARNOTAUR? NYOOM
-REALLY FUCKING FAST
-NOTHING CAN STOP THIS ANTLERED MOTHERFUCKER (except maybe a sufficiently fast or strong carnivore)
HO HO HO MOTHERFUCKERS
~me everytime on a new server
~me everytime on a new server
