I joined the ARK map for the first time and saw this creature. I looked him in the eye. He looked me in the eye. I smiled at him. He smiled back. Then he ate me.

Avoid to get bitter by them,

These a**hole give corona.

Unfortunately, Megalanía is not in Ark Mobile...

Caves are where I abide

Though I often allude your eyes

Don't search the ground

Look up, not down!

Or I'll drop and leave you surprised.

If you do manage to tame one, be sure to sing the Spiderman song while climbing on ceilings :)

Pick me up with a Pteranodons, and I give you MegaRabies.

Every bite will give you a disease that lasts for 80 seconds called Mega Rabies. It's contagious, rapidly drains your health and stamina, and also curable if you have lesser antidotes or wyvern milk.

I was just going about in a cave when this thing dropped in and said "suprise motherf*****

These Creatures are a very common spawn in the redwood cave behind the waterfall on the center map at the back just a Tip!

While your on a cave run, if a turd falls from above, that is a megalania.