Megachelon:*Uses a Evilish voice to talk* FEEEEEEED MEEEEE...!!!

Me: Take this straw of plastic.

Vscos: NOOOOO!!!!!!

Megachelon: *Dies*

Me: Better!

SaVe ThE tUrTlEs!!!!!!

AND I OOP AND I OOP!

SKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSKSK

ME: OMG... Torkoal did you grow a bit? Did you eat Snorlax's million sandwich? Say sorry to Snorlax... or be released back to our pokemon world instead of a vacation at ARK

Torkoal: sorry snorlax about you pre-evolving because of hunger...

The Snorlax that became munchlax: *beats Torkoal in a battle and re- evolves*

I hope it looks like what it’s sounds like

He was just a turtle swimming in me pee with his dead brothers as sad as can be until one day he went and killed by pet dodo then he got bit by a radio active bronto. Now he’s bronto turtle half bronto half turtle. Hear him roar at night rawr xd lol. He tamed his own Giga and gave me a call. We formed the best tribe in the world ooooho. We saved a small tribe from ten alphas. Then he went into the turtle sea to murder his turtle parents. The End.

Gay INNa vggfgggjgfcvvvvvv. Gcvcvvgvv

This things ugly bro

A helpful tip should include more words

DESTROY THE STRAWS!! SAVE THE TURTLES!!!!!

Pov: grandma turned into a turtle

it kinda means like "mega-archelon"

This is good because it has a FLATform saddle. The platform saddle is flat.

I hear dis master Oogway is in the new ark map so (and also I play with cheats) I want to force tame it and I have been in the ocean many times before and not even found like a mosa or pless so idk if I can find it and idk if it’s on console I play a Xbox one sooooo somebody plz respond

Not playing Ark for two years and leave you pet carbo 900000 Berries to eat not knowing they added this Dino

You:UHHHhHhHH

This is the best Dino in all of ark. Change my mind.

Grumpy grandpa+turtle+bark wood+lystro= dis boi

MATH

Watch out, it has a mega-shlong

What. The. Heck. Is. This? And why the hack is this

Just make sure it’s not a baby, I can’t imagine how much vomit would chuck out of that saggy neck of his🐢🤮🤮🤮haha!!

Super cewl, super cringy sound with 625 speed, but dat face is SO SO cringy and gross!!

One Foot in the Grave 🐢

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