He was just a turtle swimming in me pee with his dead brothers as sad as can…
He was just a turtle swimming in me pee with his dead brothers as sad as can be until one day he went and killed by pet dodo then he got bit by a radio active bronto. Now he’s bronto turtle half bronto half turtle. Hear him roar at night rawr xd lol. He tamed his own Giga and gave me a call. We formed the best tribe in the world ooooho. We saved a small tribe from ten alphas. Then he went into the turtle sea to murder his turtle parents. The End.
More Megachelon Funny Tips
In a heavy 5-qt. saucepan, bring megachelon meat and waterskin to a boil. Skim off foam. Chop 1 rockarrot and set aside. Quarter a savoroot; add to saucepan along with wyvern milk, diced rare mushroom, and salt. Cover and simmer for 2 hours or until the meat is tender. Remove meat with a slotted spoon and cut into 1/2-in. cubes; set aside. Strain broth and set aside. Rinse and dry saucepan; melt megachelon fat over medium-high heat. Cook chopped rockarrot until tender. Cook and stir until bubbly and lightly browned. Whisk in reserved broth; cook and stir until thickened. Reduce heat; stir in longgrass kernals. Simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. Add dodo eggs, citronal juice and meat. Simmer for 5 minutes or until heated through. Garnish with rare flower if desired.