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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Dododex
ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion
Funny Tips

What are some funny jokes or stories about the megachelon? Funny megachelon jokes submitted by ARK players.
After Years of getting shot by arrows, smacked by bats and Uunga Bungaed by every raptor, dilo, and allo pack that everyed existed the Carbo had enough games and evolved to an obese chungas 4 chined turtle that will not hesitate to shove you into that fricken whirlpool that keeps dragging you to every eel that ever exist.
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