The best mount for collecting plastic straws

(Megachelon Gets Released)

Everybody: Wow it’s Arks First Turtle!

Carbonemys: Am I a joke to you???

I like turtles.

Carbo: I am the only turtle in this game. I am not a very useful tame after awhile and I'm left out to rot and decay forever. I thought people liked turtles. I'm sad.😔

Megachealon: Well hello there, young padawan. May I be of assistance.

This is me right now. It looks just like me. No differences.

Name it ReafBack #Subnauticafans

In a heavy 5-qt. saucepan, bring megachelon meat and waterskin to a boil. Skim off foam. Chop 1 rockarrot and set aside. Quarter a savoroot; add to saucepan along with wyvern milk, diced rare mushroom, and salt. Cover and simmer for 2 hours or until the meat is tender. Remove meat with a slotted spoon and cut into 1/2-in. cubes; set aside. Strain broth and set aside. Rinse and dry saucepan; melt megachelon fat over medium-high heat. Cook chopped rockarrot until tender. Cook and stir until bubbly and lightly browned. Whisk in reserved broth; cook and stir until thickened. Reduce heat; stir in longgrass kernals. Simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. Add dodo eggs, citronal juice and meat. Simmer for 5 minutes or until heated through. Garnish with rare flower if desired.

The giant tortoise gets released.

Everyone: oh cool I’ll build a base on that

Viscos: SAVE THE LANDMASSES!!!

You go to a beach to practice your kung fu next thing you know your seeing master oogway

The Donald Trump of ARK. Whomever achieves red, white and blue mutations will receive the achievement of "Make 'Merica Great Again!"

-Ghrim