Why is it called a tortoise?

Because people don’t know the difference

Ha comedy

Wow it’s the fattest ninja turtle ever since he ate all the pizza

we got the turtle squad carbonymes evolves into archelon evolves into megachelon

I like turtle

A uSeFuL tIp ShOuLd CoNtAiN mOrE wOrDs

Just bild a base on him.

He no give a crap.

Yes.

Megachelon: my 4 eyes are suspicious!

Megachelon: my teeth looks like grandpa teeth!

This is me right now. It looks just like me. No differences.

Put your torkoal into water, then element... and tadaaaaaaaaa! You get a ARKian Torkoal!!! Good luck learning what flavour it eats. Or what berry it likes!!!!!!! Heehee!

Do you want your base to move? Are you tired of seeing the same landscapes everyday? I know the product for you! Get the all new Megachelon 2000! It moves! That’s all? Yes, yes it is!

Megachelon: steps on ferox

Ferox transforms

Megachelon: oh $HIT HE EATING MY LEG

When you have an extra an you press kill a plastic bag falls from the sky

They walk very slow,

Through land water and snow,

Breaths water on foes,

Looks a bit derpo,

Annoying to tame,

Looks like an unhealthy brain,

But we all love him,

As this is his game.

poetchalon-

I went up to one, and saw a horse on the turtle

I wanted a floating city but this is just ridiculous

DONT CRYOSICK THEM. They take 6+ hours to wake up

For people who don’t know what a Vsco is: They are annoying girls or boys who say stuff like save the turtles or wear 5-10 scruchies on their rist. They also don’t like plastic straws and soon they will not like plastic bags and it was a meme but now people think that is like a job or something

If this thing entered an ugly contest, he would have to be a substitute judge, his ugliness would just net him 1st place every time

Has anyone else noticed how this chungus' platform saddle do literally nothing except add seats

Nothing like a grandma turtle. I named mine Gmaland