For people who don’t know what a Vsco is: They are annoying girls or boys who say stuff like save the turtles or wear 5-10 scruchies on their rist. They also don’t like plastic straws and soon they will not like plastic bags and it was a meme but now people think that is like a job or something
Megachelon
More Megachelon Funny Tips
The best mount for collecting plastic straws
(Megachelon Gets Released)
Everybody: Wow it’s Arks First Turtle!
Carbonemys: Am I a joke to you???
I like turtles.
Carbo: I am the only turtle in this game. I am not a very useful tame after awhile and I'm left out to rot and decay forever. I thought people liked turtles. I'm sad.😔
Megachealon: Well hello there, young padawan. May I be of assistance.
Name it ReafBack #Subnauticafans
In a heavy 5-qt. saucepan, bring megachelon meat and waterskin to a boil. Skim off foam. Chop 1 rockarrot and set aside. Quarter a savoroot; add to saucepan along with wyvern milk, diced rare mushroom, and salt. Cover and simmer for 2 hours or until the meat is tender. Remove…
In a heavy 5-qt. saucepan, bring megachelon meat and waterskin to a boil. Skim off foam. Chop 1 rockarrot and set aside. Quarter a savoroot; add to saucepan along with wyvern milk, diced rare mushroom, and salt. Cover and simmer for 2 hours or until the meat is tender. Remove meat with a slotted spoon and cut into 1/2-in. cubes; set aside. Strain broth and set aside. Rinse and dry saucepan; melt megachelon fat over medium-high heat. Cook chopped rockarrot until tender. Cook and stir until bubbly and lightly browned. Whisk in reserved broth; cook and stir until thickened. Reduce heat; stir in longgrass kernals. Simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. Add dodo eggs, citronal juice and meat. Simmer for 5 minutes or until heated through. Garnish with rare flower if desired.
The giant tortoise gets released.
Everyone: oh cool I’ll build a base on that
Viscos: SAVE THE LANDMASSES!!!
You go to a beach to practice your kung fu next thing you know your seeing master oogway
The Donald Trump of ARK. Whomever achieves red, white and blue mutations will receive the achievement of "Make 'Merica Great Again!"
-Ghrim
I like it. BUT WHO IN ARK THOUGHT TO PUT A HUMAN-LIKE MOUTH ON IT!
Other than that, nice enough of a creature.