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(Megachelon Gets Released)

Everybody: Wow it’s Arks First Turtle!

Carbonemys: Am I a joke to you???

I like turtles.

This things ugly bro

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Carbo: I am the only turtle in this game. I am not a very useful tame after awhile and I'm left out to rot and decay forever. I thought people liked turtles. I'm sad.😔

Megachealon: Well hello there, young padawan. May I be of assistance.

Name it ReafBack #Subnauticafans

In a heavy 5-qt. saucepan, bring megachelon meat and waterskin to a boil. Skim off foam. Chop 1 rockarrot and set aside. Quarter a savoroot; add to saucepan along with wyvern milk, diced rare mushroom, and salt. Cover and simmer for 2 hours or until the meat is tender. Remove meat with a slotted spoon and cut into 1/2-in. cubes; set aside. Strain broth and set aside. Rinse and dry saucepan; melt megachelon fat over medium-high heat. Cook chopped rockarrot until tender. Cook and stir until bubbly and lightly browned. Whisk in reserved broth; cook and stir until thickened. Reduce heat; stir in longgrass kernals. Simmer, uncovered, for 10 minutes. Add dodo eggs, citronal juice and meat. Simmer for 5 minutes or until heated through. Garnish with rare flower if desired.

The giant tortoise gets released.

Everyone: oh cool I’ll build a base on that

Viscos: SAVE THE LANDMASSES!!!

The Donald Trump of ARK. Whomever achieves red, white and blue mutations will receive the achievement of "Make 'Merica Great Again!"

-Ghrim