Imagine a thousand of these jumping out and kill you
Mantis
Jokes and funny moments about the Mantis from ARK players.
Adolescent mantis at 99% maturation is much larger than fully grown one, like 50% larget... The child is spoiled with meat 😊
Free organic polymer. Unless ur Wyvern is low HP this thing will steal the kill from that Deathworm with 1 leap
Me:Hey can someone hand me the scissors
My friend:sure!*hands me mantis*
Me:tha- WHAT THE FU-
I spent 4 hours just to realize its a passive tame
Bash my head in what do you mean it’s a Passive
WAIT WAIT WAIT NO NO NO NO NO WHY WHY WHY
(Gets jumped)
I swear when I put the lance on this guy he just has 2 over sized sticks and just starts pushing your friends of there mounts and getting them angry
I‘m never gonna tame These mfs anymore.I was like on fjodur and wanted to tame ohne of them.So i grabed my pickaxe and Start farming deathworm horns.At First these horns weight More than a quetz can hold and second, i needed chille armor (if i have writen something wrong…
I‘m never gonna tame These mfs anymore.I was like on fjodur and wanted to tame ohne of them.So i grabed my pickaxe and Start farming deathworm horns.At First these horns weight More than a quetz can hold and second, i needed chille armor (if i have writen something wrong, dont wonder, im german)Ok
I was in balheimr and searched for mantis.The good thing is, that i was in a server with much hp (50x) but the bad thing was that i Knew, the creatures make a f ing lot of damage. So i found a mantis wich was 773🫠.i started to crouch and Go behind him but from nowhere a wywren started to kill and eat me.the Same thing happend twice and just gave up.
Bro I found it in ark mobile multiplayer it in really pro player house it name mantis boss HOW????
And I found trod on too😂 they tamed by Cyber how I’m so confused 😨😨😨
I want to put a pistol in its claws but NOOOOO, I cant have a mantis that shoots up stuff!👎🏻 booo!
imagine if these were like real life mantises and you tried to mate them and then the female slaughters the male and eats him would that be funny or what
Only true men (and women) don't use bug reppelent or that armor with deathworm horns to tame Manti (mantises, mantis?)
*Spawns* Ragnorok highlands
*Saw noise*
Dude - lvl 1 - was killing by mantis lvl 25
WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION FOR SAD?! I was gifted a baby joker mantis. It hit adolescence and I came home to find it on the roof?!? After a proper scolding she was placed to follow a babysitter (forest griffin was not pleased with his new roll as insect daddy) but yet I came…
WHY ISN’T THERE AN OPTION FOR SAD?! I was gifted a baby joker mantis. It hit adolescence and I came home to find it on the roof?!? After a proper scolding she was placed to follow a babysitter (forest griffin was not pleased with his new roll as insect daddy) but yet I came home once again before she reached adulthood to find her gone 😭
forest griffin is still in questioning as a suspect.
Just watch out for them claws man!
If there was a living Swiss army knife it would be the Mantis
“For those of you in line to be injected with mantis DNA, we’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that you will no longer be injected with mantis DNA. The good news is we have another test for you. Grab a rifle and get ready to fight an army of mantis-men. Don’t…
“For those of you in line to be injected with mantis DNA, we’ve got good news and bad news. The bad news is that you will no longer be injected with mantis DNA. The good news is we have another test for you. Grab a rifle and get ready to fight an army of mantis-men. Don’t worry, you’ll know when the test starts.” -Cave Johnson
We got a new bug creature but it is a giga of the sky
Encountered one, wander if it is coming for me from all the way over there. OK looks like it noticed me, take aim just need one shot to kill a bug right... Closer, almost and AHHH GET IT OFF!!! Next time I'm bringing a shotgun T_T