Oh dear mantus

Please please grant us

One more chance

I lost my pants

Do not grab that sharp stick

I will give you nick

In exchange for my life

Just don’t grab that knife

I hope you are kind

I do not want my mind

To be eaten

Or to get beaten

I will give you nick

Just don’t grab that sharp stick.

— plastic bag poem

How does it hold the tools!?! How?!!

Oh great! It's a non violent tame! This is gonna be..AHHHHH!!!!!

I can tell you from experience that in fleeing this bug you only need 1 tranq. Yep i shot that thing into my tribemates knee and was able to escape at a brisk pace as the mantis ate him

Giant praying mantis.

I mean, it's a good description. It preys on things, and its big, and its a mantis.

Just pray it isn't a high level if you see one and you aren't ready...

The leap is as big as the U.S. President's net worth...

Replying to the guy that wrote:

Therezinosaurus: I'm the ultimate harvester!!!

Mantis:Hold my beer, bruh.

*Laughs in moschops*

herbivores: give me some Berry's

carnivorous: give me some raw meat

Mantis: Yeah, I would like a extra large deathworm horn, preferably consumed while being conscious.

Imagine one with two chainsaws

How to find a mantis.

1. Start looking something to tame

2. Knock out the thing you are taming.

3. Just vibe there.

4. You have been killed by Mantis.

If you want to find a Dino that is cool but a pain to tame, the mantis is for you

You can equip weapons on them if you knock them out and when they wake up you are dead.

Does this remind anyone of the mantis from Kung foo panda?

How is this a passive it bashed my head in

Give it a whip to hold it has a great visual bug (accidental pun also thus may be fixed)

If you're low level in Scorched Earth pray you don't run into one... get it PRAY! Eh, it's a stupid joke.

Don’t you love it when your on the beach and you think look it is a big mantis let’s hug it and it leaps at your face

This thing eats horns?? Bros teeth must be hurting

My worst nightmare is working in the dark and seeing a Mantis with a chainsaw and a hockey mask named Jason

I dare you to tame one and put an axe in its claw and name it "Jhonny"

I was walking in a volcano and one saw me and just walked into lava