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Oh dear mantus

Please please grant us

One more chance

I lost my pants

Do not grab that sharp stick

I will give you nick

In exchange for my life

Just don’t grab that knife

I hope you are kind

I do not want my mind

To be eaten

Or to get beaten

I will give you nick

Just don’t grab that sharp stick.

— plastic bag poem

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