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ARK: Survival Evolved & Ascended Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the manticore? Funny manticore jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 16 · Answer 1 · 2022-09-29T00:21:15+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen….

Meet Burn.

score 31 · Answer 2 · 2019-05-25T04:15:28+00:00

When you complete the island and you think you are the most godly player ever... Then you see simbas dad coming to murder your family

score 26 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-03T09:14:45+00:00

Just bring a army of high lvl dodos lol

score 4 · Answer 4 · 2025-02-28T04:57:31+00:00

Resources to tame him

10x bola

5x humans (not including you)

Now on to the taming

Step 1 bola all 5 tribemates

Step 2 get screamed at while running from the manticore murdering your friends

Step 3 PANIC BECAUSE THE MANTICORE ATE UR FRIENDS AND IS CHASING YOU

Step 4 you have been killed by lvl??? Manticore

Respawn?

score 4 · Answer 5 · 2025-02-28T04:49:23+00:00

I thought this was Ark not The Lion King.

score 10 · Answer 6 · 2023-06-16T20:44:24+00:00

Looks like the Manticore is a real gamer because it won’t land and touch grass

score 5 · Answer 7 · 2024-10-16T14:53:37+00:00

mantiwhore more like it.

score 24 · Answer 8 · 2019-05-16T06:37:48+00:00

Brings 20 rexes... 20 rexes die

Mission failed commander we’ll get him next time

score 18 · Answer 9 · 2021-01-03T21:47:47+00:00

Did a dragon have a baby with a pulmo? And did that baby have another with a brood mother? It shoots brood mother acid, has tail of pulmo, AND has wings of dragon? Wut the hell happened in the scorched earth ark?

score 9 · Answer 10 · 2023-07-07T23:49:03+00:00

to uphold man-bear-pigs honour, he shall be..

Scorpion-lion-dragon.

score 22 · Answer 11 · 2019-07-20T21:15:48+00:00

Its name means fierce kitten XDDDD

score 24 · Answer 12 · 2018-11-05T15:22:06+00:00

Bring an ascendant slingshot and some narcos and that should do the job of you want to tame it!

score 22 · Answer 13 · 2018-06-24T13:01:17+00:00

Well at least it looks better than it does in dnd...... right

score 3 · Answer 14 · 2024-12-23T07:02:14+00:00

What a sucky flying bug thingy hit the like ?!!

score 3 · Answer 15 · 2024-12-22T04:11:43+00:00

wait giga stop dang now it's dead.

score 5 · Answer 16 · 2024-03-29T13:11:04+00:00

Bring this boy back to the coliseum LOL

score 18 · Answer 17 · 2019-07-17T22:46:21+00:00

A lion and a bat and a scorpion Dilo fused together and this is what happened

score 16 · Answer 18 · 2019-11-01T21:14:20+00:00

Don't bring any flyers the manticore will not land

score 18 · Answer 19 · 2019-01-12T22:13:16+00:00

Your Griffin is evolving!

Your Griffin has evolved into Manticore!

score 2 · Answer 20 · 2025-02-28T04:51:24+00:00

Roses are red

Violets are blue

He saw u

And he will ram u.

Manticore poem. -By The Dino Whisperer