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Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the manticore? Funny manticore jokes submitted by ARK players.

Answer 1 · 2019-11-16T16:52:15+00:00

All it is a scorpion with a griffen

score 191 · Answer 2 · 2017-12-14T15:46:07+00:00

Huh, “Manticore”
What a weird way to spell asshole

score 133 · Answer 3 · 2018-06-28T17:58:53+00:00

He was just in his arena minding his own bussiness, taking care of his pet golems and worms, then suddenly an army of huge beasts come along, he looks at them thinking they are his friends when they start slaughtering his pets. He fights back but alas, he fails. He lays dying on the ground and slowly his world turns to darkness and nothing. He then wakes up back in his home, he thinks it was all a dream. But then a new army arrives and slaughters him and his pets. And so his life is, each day he is killed and each day he rises to fight and die once more. Now let me ask you, who are the real monsters?

score 194 · Answer 4 · 2017-09-06T12:49:42+00:00

Hey... Where's my giga?

score 177 · Answer 5 · 2017-10-08T18:43:44+00:00

Its a great first tame for beginning players. Its a simple passive tame that you can find commonly around the island. All you need to do is feed it 4-5 mejoberries and it will be yours. The best part is you don't need a saddle. Good luck

score 1 · Answer 6 · 2019-11-03T10:07:53+00:00

Forcetame!oh and feed it meat!got to keep it alive!

score 1 · Answer 7 · 2019-11-01T21:14:20+00:00

Don't bring any flyers the manticore will not land

score 78 · Answer 8 · 2017-12-09T10:59:17+00:00

OMG The most Epic battle of all time A Flying Simba VS Rexes OMFG

score 47 · Answer 9 · 2018-05-14T09:45:43+00:00

Congratulations you just got yourself a griefer starter kit

-Gravity

score 7 · Answer 10 · 2019-07-17T22:46:21+00:00

A lion and a bat and a scorpion Dilo fused together and this is what happened

score 35 · Answer 11 · 2018-07-04T03:51:48+00:00

Aww it has a tail Aww and it wants me to pet him oh no HELP

score 10 · Answer 12 · 2019-05-25T04:15:28+00:00

When you complete the island and you think you are the most godly player ever... Then you see simbas dad coming to murder your family

score 2 · Answer 13 · 2019-09-17T05:53:10+00:00

Hey bob where are those 111111 walls you promised me for my base?I told you just...OH MY GOD NO BOB ARE YOU OK!my walls never made thx manticores.

score 2 · Answer 14 · 2019-09-15T04:34:08+00:00

4 words of advice

DON’T PULL THE TAIL

score 4 · Answer 15 · 2019-08-07T00:28:20+00:00

Huh thought it was a Griffin. Boy was I surprised when I hit it with a tranq

score 8 · Answer 16 · 2019-05-16T06:37:48+00:00

Brings 20 rexes... 20 rexes die

Mission failed commander we’ll get him next time

score 18 · Answer 17 · 2018-11-05T15:22:06+00:00

Bring an ascendant slingshot and some narcos and that should do the job of you want to tame it!

score 4 · Answer 18 · 2019-07-20T21:15:48+00:00

Its name means fierce kitten XDDDD

score 18 · Answer 19 · 2018-06-24T13:01:17+00:00

Well at least it looks better than it does in dnd...... right

score 4 · Answer 20 · 2019-06-16T19:41:08+00:00

100% chance I will bea... where’d my Rex go