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What are some funny jokes or stories about the manticore? Funny manticore jokes submitted by ARK players.
The Ascension Part 1 of 3 As the final artifact was inserted, the cyan wyverns trembled, wondering who was going to die, and took their places at the platform. Within seconds, the tribe was teleported to the Manticore’s Den. Ian, the youngest wyvern, took flight, prepared his lightining breath, and plunged into the fray. Immediately his wing was torn, but he gritted his teeth and kept fighting. The Manticore was surrounded by the mob of dragons, but didn’t worry and lashed his claws out in every direction. Screams erupted as bodies dropped from the sky. Ian was one of the few that fell but survived. His mouth was splattered with blood, his wings shredded, his tail a stub, and deep scratches across his body. He was barely alive, but wanted to fight. Ian lifted his head, aimed at the boss, and shot a bolt of lightning out. The world seemed to slow as he watched the bolt travel to his opponent, the Manticore rear up, and the bolt hit the enemy square in the chest. The Manticore screeched, thrashed about, and faded away into dust. The remaining wyverns cheered and gathered the bodies.
As they returned to base, Ian wondered what his new role would be. As soon as Part 1 is posted I’ll post part 2. -Dragonslayer, author of Grim Reapers-
He was just in his arena minding his own bussiness, taking care of his pet golems and worms, then suddenly an army of huge beasts come along, he looks at them thinking they are his friends when they start slaughtering his pets. He fights back but alas, he fails. He lays dying on the ground and slowly his world turns to darkness and nothing. He then wakes up back in his home, he thinks it was all a dream. But then a new army arrives and slaughters him and his pets. And so his life is, each day he is killed and each day he rises to fight and die once more. Now let me ask you, who are the real monsters?
Resources to tame him
10x bola
5x humans (not including you)
Now on to the taming
Step 1 bola all 5 tribemates
Step 2 get screamed at while running from the manticore murdering your friends
Step 3 PANIC BECAUSE THE MANTICORE ATE UR FRIENDS AND IS CHASING YOU
Step 4 you have been killed by lvl??? Manticore
Respawn?