Dododex

ARK: Survival Evolved Companion

Question

What are some funny jokes or stories about the manticore? Funny manticore jokes submitted by ARK players.

score 374 · Answer 1 · 2018-06-28T17:58:53+00:00

He was just in his arena minding his own bussiness, taking care of his pet golems and worms, then suddenly an army of huge beasts come along, he looks at them thinking they are his friends when they start slaughtering his pets. He fights back but alas, he fails. He lays dying on the ground and slowly his world turns to darkness and nothing. He then wakes up back in his home, he thinks it was all a dream. But then a new army arrives and slaughters him and his pets. And so his life is, each day he is killed and each day he rises to fight and die once more. Now let me ask you, who are the real monsters?

score 147 · Answer 2 · 2021-05-19T06:06:20+00:00

Real men kill these with level 1 Dodo’s

score 182 · Answer 3 · 2020-04-04T09:35:55+00:00

All you need is 1x bola 1x friend then you use the bola on your friend then run. I hope this helped everyone.

score 292 · Answer 4 · 2017-09-06T12:49:42+00:00

Hey... Where's my giga?

score 264 · Answer 5 · 2017-10-08T18:43:44+00:00

Its a great first tame for beginning players. Its a simple passive tame that you can find commonly around the island. All you need to do is feed it 4-5 mejoberries and it will be yours. The best part is you don't need a saddle. Good luck

score 91 · Answer 6 · 2020-05-17T00:17:23+00:00

So this is what the lion lady from onward looks like...

score 75 · Answer 7 · 2020-02-12T20:28:15+00:00

Really easy starter tame the most you will need is a slingshot, 2 bolas, stones, narco berry’s and basic kibble (it’s favourite kibble) if u don’t have kibble then raw meat will do

score 11 · Answer 8 · 2022-09-29T00:21:15+00:00

Ladies and gentlemen….

Meet Burn.

score 82 · Answer 9 · 2017-12-09T10:59:17+00:00

OMG The most Epic battle of all time A Flying Simba VS Rexes OMFG

score 26 · Answer 10 · 2021-07-24T17:58:13+00:00

Anyone else notice it’s T-Posing in the picture?

score 54 · Answer 11 · 2018-05-14T09:45:43+00:00

Congratulations you just got yourself a griefer starter kit

-Gravity

score 22 · Answer 12 · 2021-04-18T10:24:02+00:00

Its only weakness is forcetame

score 34 · Answer 13 · 2019-12-06T02:15:47+00:00

They are super easy to tame! All you need is one primitive club and 1-2 Tinto berries! Great first tame;) happy taming!!

score 43 · Answer 14 · 2018-07-04T03:51:48+00:00

Aww it has a tail Aww and it wants me to pet him oh no HELP

score 24 · Answer 15 · 2020-04-03T09:14:45+00:00

Just bring a army of high lvl dodos lol

score 26 · Answer 16 · 2019-09-15T04:34:08+00:00

4 words of advice

DON’T PULL THE TAIL

score 26 · Answer 17 · 2019-05-25T04:15:28+00:00

When you complete the island and you think you are the most godly player ever... Then you see simbas dad coming to murder your family

score 15 · Answer 18 · 2021-01-03T21:47:47+00:00

Did a dragon have a baby with a pulmo? And did that baby have another with a brood mother? It shoots brood mother acid, has tail of pulmo, AND has wings of dragon? Wut the hell happened in the scorched earth ark?

score 5 · Answer 19 · 2022-05-29T14:36:16+00:00

A true fact is that it’s favorite food is force tame

score 20 · Answer 20 · 2019-05-16T06:37:48+00:00

Brings 20 rexes... 20 rexes die

Mission failed commander we’ll get him next time