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He was just in his arena minding his own bussiness, taking care of his pet golems and worms, then suddenly an army of huge beasts come along, he looks at them thinking they are his friends when they start slaughtering his pets. He fights back but alas, he fails. He lays dying on the ground and slowly his world turns to darkness and nothing. He then wakes up back in his home, he thinks it was all a dream. But then a new army arrives and slaughters him and his pets. And so his life is, each day he is killed and each day he rises to fight and die once more. Now let me ask you, who are the real monsters?

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